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02 Monday Jun 2014

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This year I learned that blogs are fun! I thought this would be boring but this is fun! We get to learn new things that we might not have, like my computer teacher made us try gross looking smoothies that tasted good. You should try new things because you can. That’s what I learned this year.

Nightmares.

12 Monday May 2014

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I was in the dark, and a hand grabbed me. I tried to scream but I couldn’t speak. A knife glinted in the faint moon light, I cried silently as the cold steal pressed into my throat and it was all over. Then the moon turned into a disco ball and the murderer started doing the disco on my grave. Then my cat Angel jumped up and discoed on my murderer’s head. I don’t quite get that last part but…

How to.

12 Monday May 2014

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How to lose weight.

1. You have to be serious about it

2. Make a goal. Like running five miles a day or something. (Must be daily)

3. Stay away!!! Sweets will ruin all or your work and you will be fat again.

4. Pain. You will hate your life, but unless you want to die single… DO IT!!!

5. Slacking off. If you slack off it will turn into a habit. Even if you only do it ONCE so DON’T!!!

6. Wait. This will work, it just takes time, like months, but its worth it!

7. Sadness. If you slack off, and then you remain fat your life will be miserable. And if you think your not fat, just big boned then… NEWS FLASH!!! Big boned is another word for fat. Super chubby. Husky! there all just fancy words for Obese!!! Your fat and doomed to live your life single unless you do something NOW!!!

 

 

Visit Amazing

29 Tuesday Apr 2014

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Disney is my favorite place to visit. Here’s some facts.

1. Disney was created by Walt Disney

2. There are 2 Disney parks in America. Disney Land is in California, and Disney World in Florida

3. There is a Disney in France although I’m not sure of its name

4. There is a Disney in China

5. Disney is a Chanel and there shows SUCK!!! (They should brig back Kim possible, and Gravity Falls is the only good show (Phineas and Ferb is getting old))

6. Disney owns Marvel

7. Disney is a cruse company

8. Disney Land is 1 big park, and Disney World is made up of 4

9. Disney World not only has 4 land parks (I think thats what you call them) but it also has 2 water parks. That make 6 parks rolled up into 1!!!

10. Disney Chanel use to have good shows, but went down hill after they got rid of Kim Possible, and made Disney X D is the STUPID shows are: Shake It Up, Dog with a Blog, Jessie, Ant Farm, Good Luck Charlie (isn’t funny, but is OK), Fish Hooks, Wander Over Yonder, etc. the only good shows that are showing is Gravity Falls, Phineas and Ferb is getting old.

I hope some one reads this. Because Disney Channel is going down hill, and FAST!!! Disney jr., well, little kids still like it. But all I watch is Cartoon Network. Disney needs to do something, FAST!!!

 

 

What bugs me

28 Monday Apr 2014

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My bro. He is loud, obnoxious, and mom favors him over every one. P.S. This is my younger bro. He is STUPID!!! Another thing that bugs me is adults. Here is some common knowledge among all kids. 

1. Parents don’t follow the constitution, they yell, and punish you for speaking against something so, keep your mouth shut!

2. ask dad. Sometimes mom is the cool parent, but its usually dad who’s the cool parent. ask the cool parent to do things your lame parent will say no to. My dad lets us watch violent movies behind mom’s back. 

3. keep a close eye on your parents. If you notice a trait you thing you could youse to your ability, go for it! Squeeze every once from it, and old habits burn deep. that means that your parent will NOT STOP!!!! My mom has a thing for sweets. So I keep a close eye on her. Like 2 nights ago I found her eating ice cream the bathroom. I told her I would tell if she didn’t give me some. So she gave me some. Hehehe!

4. Be sneaky. If your doing something behind your parents back with your cool parent hide the evidence DO NOT SAY ANY THING TO GIVE THEM AWAY!!!